'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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