Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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