Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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