come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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