Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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