just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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