Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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