guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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