Define "chronic" masturbator.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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