yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
