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question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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