The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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