Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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