Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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