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So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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