What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
How naked do you want me to be?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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