The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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