somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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