All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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