If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
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