it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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