kristin has been a bad kristin
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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