Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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