yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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