WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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