My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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