id be glad to
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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