He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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