I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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