Her vagina should come with caution tape.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I have aggressive nipples.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
as a side note pls kill me
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
