What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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