it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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