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• (760): View more from California

  the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows

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  i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.

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• (925): View more from California

  Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?

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• (716): View more from New York

  You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting

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• (516): View more from New York

  As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  How bad was it?

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  Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.

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• (916): View more from California

  Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....

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