i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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