This beer is not sobering me up at all
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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