Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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