Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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