Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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