I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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