I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize