I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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