just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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