just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
if only i could text you this smell
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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