so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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