we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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