if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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