32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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