what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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