Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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