return my video game
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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