I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He has the fingertips of a God
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