My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
