She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My feet surprised me
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