Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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