Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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