Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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