$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Damn victory sex feels great
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
