um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
How naked do you want me to be?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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